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About Me Member Deviously Deviant Lance WaltonMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Pollen

Fri Jun 26, 2009, 7:39 PM
In the heat of the moment we leave our fragile receptors open like Haley Wagoner's legs on a Saturday night. While in this near infantile state, pollen shall wreak havoc upon our fragile mental stability and physiologically rape the dendrite masses with ninja precision. Fuck Yall. As the stereotypical chemicals within us try to fend off certain vertigo, granules of the parasitic plant dander march onward like John Holmes in the presence of a 30 man maranade. Soaked. Tensions grow as we muster a final inconceivably powerful technique in order to properly grease the battalions for battle. The lips are stiffened and the pupils permanently drawn shut. The nuts pulled hastily upward toward the stomach. The shaft? Expands to the point that one may think 'AG was introduced. Lungs fill with enough oxygen to re-ignite Prince's "freak nasty". A mighty expel of air suddenly cleanses the receptors of all pollution. The land hath been restored for another day. Pollen and all available dirty triples shall be extorted for future reference. Excellent.

  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: The unraveling of the DNA sequence
  • Reading: Poseidon's 5th Scripture
  • Watching: Aphrodite's love making
  • Playing: ...with a rather peculiar nucleus.
  • Eating: Recycled planetary spiritual energy
  • Drinking: Ether

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From the abyss a man comes forth,hand encrypted with knowledge fit for the 12th king of Lan De'Fleur. Even the Xylomists give respect when he takes the stage. Rhymes rip through the crowd with the force of a F-5 tornado, designated as such by the enhanced fujita scale...

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Peru,IN
  • Interests: Art, Producing, Energy Excavation, Lil Kim, Solar Absorbation
  • Favourite movie: Drunken Master(original)
  • Favourite band or musician: Wu-Tang Clan or Kaminari Kazoku
  • Favourite genre of music: Hip Hop or R&B, J-Rap too
  • Favourite artist: John Holmes
  • Favourite poet or writer: Lance Dragon
  • Favourite photographer: Mt. Herrod Jemel
  • Favourite style of art: Xylo Line Art
  • Operating System: 0Xc4y-M aka " Bunker Buster Custom"
  • MP3 player of choice: IPOD
  • Skin of choice: sheep
  • Favourite game: Arcana Heart 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Peter Griffin
  • Personal Quote: "the eternal whirlwind cannot be quelled..."
  • Tools of the Trade: hands, moisturizer, pen, pencil, modifiers, extractors, 09-xp1's

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Comments


:iconbigchaz:
thanks for the +:star:
:iconkatty94:
thx for the watch :hug:
:iconimuffinxp:
Thx fer the watch lol
:iconb-o-b-b-y:
yep, you have some nice artwork! <:)
:iconimuffinxp:
Lol thx I dont really think so tho xD
:iconpoeticromance77:
Tankies for all dee favs && comments

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