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I am a Deviously Deviant
Lance Walton
Male/United States
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"Welcome to Zeal"
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But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
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Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
In the heat of the moment we leave our fragile receptors open like Haley Wagoner's legs on a Saturday night. While in this near infantile state, pollen shall wreak havoc upon our fragile mental stability and physiologically rape the dendrite masses with ninja precision. Fuck Yall. As the stereotypical chemicals within us try to fend off certain vertigo, granules of the parasitic plant dander march onward like John Holmes in the presence of a 30 man maranade. Soaked. Tensions grow as we muster a final inconceivably powerful technique in order to properly grease the battalions for battle. The lips are stiffened and the pupils permanently drawn shut. The nuts pulled hastily upward toward the stomach. The shaft? Expands to the point that one may think 'AG was introduced. Lungs fill with enough oxygen to re-ignite Prince's "freak nasty". A mighty expel of air suddenly cleanses the receptors of all pollution. The land hath been restored for another day. Pollen and all available dirty triples shall be extorted for future reference. Excellent.
From the abyss a man comes forth,hand encrypted with knowledge fit for the 12th king of Lan De'Fleur. Even the Xylomists give respect when he takes the stage. Rhymes rip through the crowd with the force of a F-5 tornado, designated as such by the enhanced fujita scale...
Devious Info
Current Residence: Peru,IN
Interests: Art, Producing, Energy Excavation, Lil Kim, Solar Absorbation
Favourite movie: Drunken Master(original)
Favourite band or musician: Wu-Tang Clan or Kaminari Kazoku
Favourite genre of music: Hip Hop or R&B, J-Rap too
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Abby && DJ 5/19/08; My love is true; my heart is held in your hands.
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